almaasi:

☆ Sleigh ☆

Dean/Cas ⋆ 46k ⋆ Explicit

On Christmas Eve, freshly-uncloseted Dean is dumped before his first-ever date with another dude. There to lift his spirits is Castiel, a talented mall-kiosk makeup artist with blue hair and a shy smile. But Cas is all that and more: he also happens to do seasonal work for actual, literal Santa.

Contrary to all plans ever made, Dean is swept away for one spectacular night with Cas and his sleigh-pulling moose, chasing storms, delivering gifts, and talking about Dean’s ideal first time with a guy.

Okay, cool.

New plan?

Date Cas.

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almaasi:

All the Destiel Christmas fics I’ve EVER WRITTEN (mostly AUs, one canon ’verse). Merry freaking Christmas, everyone ♥

 

✦ Nine Times We Met (And One Christmas We Parted) · 58k · NC-17 · historical angst

On the last day of school before Christmas vacation, Mr. Castiel Quinn discovers that one of his young students has smuggled male pornography into the classroom. Upon being told that the photos belong to the boy’s uncle, Castiel vows to himself that he will keep the other man’s preferences a secret. It’s 1947; a man experiencing attraction to another man or fantasising about his sexual touch are transgressive faults, which could potentially result in imprisonment - or worse. But then the uncle walks in. The photos are of him: Dean Winchester, a rogue with an empty pocket and a child to feed. Castiel doesn’t know it yet, but his life is never going to be the same again. Years pass between chance meetings, but even though they live their lives apart, Dean and Castiel’s story is proof that absence truly does make the heart grow fonder.

 
Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You) · 48k · NC-17 · fluff + misunderstandings

It’s Christmas Eve, and Dean, Sam and Castiel are snowed into a small town with a big festive spirit. They splurge on a fancy room in a B&B – hey, they deserve a treat. There’s a tiny plastic tree and a working TV, so they could perhaps overlook the lack of hot water and Dean having to bunk with Sam. Sleeping arrangements soon reach a happier equilibrium: Dean’s just cuddling Cas to keep him warm, he swears – the tingly feeling means nothing! Christmas Day arrives, and Cas still doesn’t have a gift for Dean. Dean doesn’t know what to give Cas, either. Sam has a few ideas, but will the other two truly understand what he means?

 

Welcome All Winchesters · 60k · NC-17 · domestic fluff

When Dean’s engagement breaks off three days before Christmas, he’s left with nobody to accompany him on a road trip to his family’s mountain log cabin. His best friend Castiel happens to be available, and is willing to help him through a tough time. But when Dean’s mother and brother arrive, expecting to meet the person Dean plans to marry, they understandably assume Castiel is Dean’s fiancé. After a weekend of comfortable domesticity, sharing clothes, intimate conversations, and definitely-one-time-only therapy sex, it feels almost too easy for Dean and Cas to fake a loving, romantic relationship. The hard part is going back to being friends afterwards. They can’t keep their hands off each other, and they’ve discovered some fun things to do together which they’d never tell another soul about. And, oh boy, feelings. Now being ‘just friends’ is so impossible, it seems as if fate had another plan for them all along…

 

Our Garden Home · 36k · G · fluff !! (there’s a winter solstice chapter)

Flower fairy Dean has caught a thief in his trap. As it turns out, it wasn’t a mouse stealing his food. It was Castiel: a hissy, bitey bat sprite with one wing and a forlorn, lonely heart. Dean offers a warm space in his nest, where Castiel can stay until Springtime comes around again. However, Castiel becomes more than just a guest. With a little effort, he helps make Dean’s nest a home.

 

The Emporium of Christmas Enchantments  · 28k · G · fluffy gay children’s fiction??

Every night when the clock strikes twelve, all the toys in the toymaker’s workshop come to life. Dean is a little wooden soldier, so easily distracted by the pretty dolls. However, in the nights leading up to Christmas, he feels drawn to a very different kind of toy: Castiel, a kindhearted cowboy displayed on the other side of the store. Dean and Castiel spend all their time together, spreading joy and festive cheer throughout their miniature community. But once the Christmas rush comes around, will fate allow them to stay together? 

(Perhaps… with a little sprinkling of Christmas magic, even the wishes of simple toys can come true.)

 

✦ Barbershop Duet · 22k · NC-17 · smut + domestic fluff

Whenever Dean wants to feel pampered and cared-for, he goes to Castiel’s barbershop for a proper shave. Right before the shop closes on Christmas Eve, Dean shows up in dire need of Castiel’s magic touch. Although Dean is totally, completely, unquestionably heterosexual – when Castiel confesses he’s feeling lonely, and then tries (and fails) to hide a boner, Dean refuses to be the heartless Christmas-ruiner who’d let a friend go home unfulfilled. Except maybe Dean enjoys their intimate experiment a little more than he cares to admit…

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header art for almaasi’s new fluffy christmas fic: snow place like home (but my home is with you)! go check it out ( ^ ᴗ ^ )

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Ok everybody remake the Destiel confession only using pictures you already have saved on your phone

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profoundbondfanfic:

☆ Destiel + Curses

Don’t we all wanna know about the crazy hunts? Don’t we all wanna learn about Dean and Cas turning into kids, still determined to “fight baddies”, or about Sam’s time as a woman? And what about Dean’s struggle to deal with his feelings for a certain blue-eyed guy right in the middle of all this strangeness that is their normal life?

–All fic links go to our tagged reviews–

Angelhawke by almaasi [Explicit, 407k words]

A Dean/Cas Fantasy-Drama AU, set in a medieval world where two men are separated by a curse: every sunrise and sunset, both are eternally bound to transform into animals. Every night when darkness falls, Dean Winchester becomes a wolf, and his human mind is lost until the dawn. As the sun rises, his lover Castiel becomes a hawk. Their story has been the same for five years - until the day that a young thief named Sam stumbles into their twisted lives. Without even realising it, he becomes a part of their destiny, their paths entwined in prophecy and fate. Together with a few old friends, they set off on a journey to break the curse, but it won’t be easy. To pass the time, Dean and Castiel take turns to recount their past to Sam, narrating the tale of how they met, how they formed their profound bond, and how they found themselves wanting what no man should ever want: the touch of another man.
‘Angelhawke’ is a saga of forbidden love, friendship, and magic - but above all, family. Partially based on the 1985 movie ‘Ladyhawke’.

Cursed by Destielshipper4Cas [Explicit, 17k words]

Dean’s dick has been cursed and Castiel, best healer witch this side of the woods, is the only one who can help. Only lifting the curse turns out to be more difficult than expected.

Cursed or Not by Ltleflrt [Explicit, 110k words]

While experimenting with magic when he was a kid, Sam accidentally cursed Dean. Now, Dean is forced to wear a spelled amulet constantly, or he’ll turn into a random animal. For a little over a decade, he’s learned to live with the curse, and has even found it useful in some cases, but he sure would be happier without it.
When he meets a witch named Castiel, he’s offered a deal. Instead of assuming all witches are bad, Dean can spend a season getting to know him. If at the end of the season, Dean still thinks he’s evil Castiel will send him away with his memory wiped of the whole experience. But if he learns that Castiel is not the monster Dean assumes he is, he’ll lift Dean’s curse.
It’s an offer Dean can’t bring himself to pass up.

He’s Kind of a Hairy Fairy by almaasi [Explicit, 24k words]

Dean agreed to help Sam run this summer camp, but he didn’t know he’d have to share a cabin and a bed with his own best friend. No biggie, though. It’s platonic. Except Cas goes and confesses his love for the sake of honesty. Dean’s not ready to say it back. The only way anyone’s getting an “I love you too” out of him is if some meddling witch curses him with fairy wings, and in order to break the spell he has to give in to his heart’s true desires. And THAT’s not gonna happen at a perfectly normal forest camp in Idaho… right?

Just Your Heart, In Exchange For Mine by noxsoulmate [Mature, 46k words]

Dean owns a bakery and Castiel loves his pie. This could be such a cute little bakery love story – if it weren’t for the fact that one was a retired hunter and the other one a powerful witch. There’s also the matter of the black little cat Dean finds in front of his bakery one cold and rainy night. Not to forget the crazy witch on the loose, ripping out other witches’ hearts.

Moonflower by K_K_TiBal [Teen, 18k words]

Castiel is not a very good witch.
He’s just not.
He struggles with potions, illusions, divination - everything that makes a witch respectable, and his familiar - Dean - definitely deserves better than him.
When Dean falls under a curse that seems to affect his shape-shifting abilities, Castiel and Dean begin to run out of money, and Castiel decides the best thing they can do is go after a rare Moonflower to help get themselves back on their feet.
The journey could be dangerous, especially considering Castiel’s less-than-ideal abilities and Dean’s curse, but with a little luck, it will all be worth it in the end.

Okay, Let’s Go by Nejinee [Explicit, 25k words]

Sometimes a hunt goes awry and turns into something bordering on the insane. Sometimes, shit just gets weird.
These are the excerpts, the hunts no one ever talks about, because Dean doesn’t like to reminisce about the time he was toddler-sized. And Sam’s just gonna bury the memory of the time he was female for a hot second. And Cas is such a dork sometimes, maybe Dean just wants to keep that nugget to himself?
Not every hunt is perfect, but who the hell ever expects them to be?

Sparks by vipjuly [Explicit, 21k words]

The creepy house on the corner has been abandoned for years, everyone says. It’s ramshackle and decrepit, the yard overgrown, the wrought iron fence bent and broken in some places. The adults in the neighborhood have asked the city to do something about that eyesore for so long, but the city insists that someone is paying property taxes on the house, therefore they cannot do anything about it.
So, everyone ignores it and pretends it doesn’t exist. They definitely don’t go anywhere near it, either.
Dean, though.
Dean is drawn to it as if by gravity.
Little by little, Dean repairs what he can. The monster inside the house ain’t so bad, either.
Y'know. For a monster.

The Lover’s Song by FriendofCarlotta [Explicit, 48k words]

Running an independent bookstore in one of the less glamorous California towns doesn’t make you rich, but Dean Winchester’s life is pretty much perfect anyway. He’s got amazing friends, a whip-smart brother and a husband he loves more than anything: novelist Castiel Novak.
Then one night, driving home from work, Dean accidentally runs over a cat. The cat’s grieving owner curses Dean: his beloved will lose all memory of him, and Dean has only a year and a day to bring the memories back.
Of course, there’s no such thing as a curse.
Is there?

The Purple Shield by blackimpala [Explicit, 69k words]

In Spokane, Washington, Dean and Castiel finish a case with a powerful witch. Ready to go back home, they start driving back to the bunker, only to find that a big purple shield is blocking their way, not letting them leave.
Forced to remain in that town, Dean and Castiel go to a cabin, where they will have to stay until the two of them find a way to break the spell with the help of Sam and Eileen, who are in the bunker, unable to reach them.
In normal circumstances, Dean wouldn’t mind being stuck in such a lovely place with his best friend, but he is secretly in love with Cas and there is only one bed, so things aren’t going to be that easy for Dean.

What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn’t Allowed to Eat Pie? by Annie D [Teen, 16k words]

Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.
Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.

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I know I know - cliffhanger, right? I kinda suck, but part 2 will be out in a couple of hours, fear not!

Thanks to the amazing @ozonecologne for giving me permission to draw her wonderful ficlet, which made me cry twice. With like, a handful of words. Go send her some love!

You can read the wonderful thing here (x). 

Also please click on the images if you wanna see them at a decent resolution. Either me or tumblr messed it up xD (also if someone has a tip on how to fix it, pls share!)

EDIT: at first it was two parts, now everything is here cause it looks prettier. 

Anonymous asked:

Glad you're feeling better! I love your fics! Have you got any supernatural fics coming up in your list? 😁

i have a huge pile of unfinished destiel fic drafts i’m never going to finish (so i might someday make a “abandoned wip” fic post), but i do also have a complete destiel fic (“Last Voyage of the Carnaval Celeste”) that i really like and intend to post!

a couple of weeks ago i went through it, hoping to polish it up to post, but something about it drained all the energy out of me. i think it’s just the overwhelm of knowing i kept it back for seven years in order for someone to illustrate it, and now i can draw well enough that i could illustrate it myself, but that requires… you know, actually drawing for three or four days straight. true, i could just post it, but posting it without illustrating would feel like i waited seven years for nothing.

right now i’d rather use my energy to write, edit, and illustrate the stuff that better represents where i am now rather than where i was in 2015.

but it’ll happen. it will. probably not this year, but someday.

as for new destiel and supernatural fics - i apologise, but the answer is no. my brain hyperfixates on one set of characters at a time, and i’m now three years and three OTPs away from it. i’ve found a lot more freedom to expand the kinds of characters and worlds i write outside of that fandom, and i think going back (even if my brain would let me) would be regressive for me, personally.

ultimately, i don’t think i had anything left to say about those characters. i had exhausted the ways in which i could talk about them - which is not surprising after… what was it, 119 destiel fics? several million words? i needed something else, and i’m glad i moved on. it was the best possible thing i could’ve done.

i’m pleased you enjoyed the destiel fics! i hope there’s enough of my old writing in the backlog that re-reading them won’t get too maddening. <3 and i can promise you, there’s a lot more to enjoy in the other stuff i’ve written, too. maybe you’ll find another fandom you like along the way c:

link to ALL MY DESTIEL FICS (2012-2020)

@almaasi fic update 🌈

hello friends, i am BACK!!! sort of? mostly.

so here’s the deal. i haven’t posted fanfic in nearly 2 years. i’ve been unwell, and now i am less unwell. and now i have a stack of 9 new fanfics in my drafts, with a word count altogether totaling close to 300k. i intend to post one fic a week, starting on october 7th 2022. half of them are illustrated, and i’ll illustrate the rest nearer their posting dates.

but here’s the thing. these stories are for a fandom that once consisted of like… 3 people, and those people haven’t posted in years. on my last count, there’s about 23 fics in existence already. it’s a subfolder of a fandom. it does not exist. please join me in making it exist.

here’s everything you need to know (ugh let me engage my shift key, i need to capitalise names)

  • Redd “Rabbit Claw” Moonshine and Lohn Lightning are fictional characters from a youtube show i love: “Good Mythical Morning”. the characters were invented in 2008, given names in 2013, and were last seen in 2020.
  • Redd and Lohn were childhood friends, and now they’re redneck country music singers trying really hard to be famous. their two-man band is named “Rabbit Lightning”. and that’s the name of their ship, too.
  • i cut together a 20 minute video containing their ENTIRE history and backstory and relationship. literally every single thing you will ever need to know about them to understand my fics is contained within this video. (source links to original videos are pinned in the comments.)

if you ever liked my Destiel AUs, you’d like these fics, and these characters. i had to fight to not write them exactly the way i’d write Dean and Cas, because in some ways, they’re exactly the same.

  • Lohn: blue-eyed, dark-haired, clueless, awkward, dominating when he decides to be, touch-starved, sexuality.exe is corrupted, unusually formal speech, pastimes include staring at Redd with hearteyes and watching bees, loves animals.
  • Redd: green-eyed, browny-blonde-haired, freckles, taller than Lohn, bi panic mode, caring, grumpy, adores kids, has love to give in every direction, absent father with questionable teaching methods, Do Not Touch (please touch), loves rabbits.

if you ever got to know me on zoom during Sid City Social Club meetings, or via discord, or saw me interact with Mr. Siddig, you’ll understand where my first fic (”The Worst Jukebox in Arcadia”) is rooted. heck, if you’ve ever struggled to be creative for people who expect something, you’ll know where it comes from.

anyway. i love these two, they make me unbelievably happy, and gave me space to be creative in deeply personal ways that i always needed but never knew i needed. no other characters exist fleshed-out in what passes for their “canon”, so i get to invent them, which has been a delight for me.

i’m planning to post my first Rabbit Lightning fic tomorrow. so if you’re interested, please watch the video above, and then watch this space.

thank you for being so patient while i’ve been absent. and i’m SO EXCITED to bring you along as i explore filling out worlds built around almost nothing.

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thedialup:

being on fandom discord servers is crazy bc someone you’ve been talking to a while will reveal they were the one that wrote your absolute all time favorite fic it’s like meeting god in a walmart at 7am

either that or they’ll reveal that they were the one who started a popular hc/ship that you hate and it’s like meeting satan himself in the chili’s bathroom

Anonymous asked:

hello i was reading some of your destiel fics, and i found them utterly adorable and wonderful. may i print them out with your art inside? (specifically, roost, our garden home, and stumble and fall)

i have no clue when you sent this, i suspect many months ago so idk if you’d even see this, but the answer is YES, yes of course, you have my wholehearted permission to turn my fics and art into physical, tangible items for your personal enjoyment <3 <3 <3

thank you SO much~
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fic links for other people:

  • Roost (12k, Dean and Cas are chickens rescued from a fighting ring, sudden domestic urges)
  • Our Garden Home (36k, everyone is a tiny garden fairy, having tiny garden adventures)
  • Stumble and Fall (20k, Dean and Cas are mountain rescue dogs on a rescue mission)

my other G-rated Destiel fics!!

violence-as-a-love-language:

Okay I’m gonna make this it’s own post cause it’s important.

Good Omens, WWDITS, and OFMD are all queer rep. But I really do think the main reason why ofmd feels the most ‘real’ for some people is it scratches a particular itch a lot of people on Tumblr have been trying to get for years.

Good Omens has two characters who appear to be men. Both characters spend thousands of years pining after each other and falling in love, but it’s not 'explicitly states’ not is there a kiss. There is rep for nonbinary folks, AroAce folks, but it’s not 'gay.’ The rep is purely 'queer.’

What We Do in the Shadows has a romance between two men. Both, while confirmed to be gay/bi, have not kissed or hugged or been 'romantic’ on screen. They’ve been intimate and have had arcs to show care, jealously, and whatnot but nothing very romantic. At least, not from a classic standpoint. The creators are pushing a 'will they/won’t they’ arc. This is normal in many TV shows, but for many queers who are used to queerbaiting, the expectation is to be let down. Even if all the signs point to 'they will’ it still hits that traumatic 'queerbaiting’ tone for many.

Our Flag Means Death has a romance between not only two men, but a side romance between two men that has a kiss scene. The two main leads are romantic towards each other. But not only that, the creator has made it explicitly clear this is a romance. He has pushed again and again that this will happen, it’s just a slow burn. There is explicit 'gay’ rep on screen and promised future 'gay’ rep.

The reason ofmd resonates is because of what other posts have pointed out. Supernatural, Merlin, Sherlock; over and over two men have been shipped together with such fervor, it feels like a betrayal when it’s ignored. Or teased and then ignored. We don’t want to be traumatized again.

But also, they all represent one type of rep. Romantic, gay rep of two cishet men finding love. Even though in the case of Destiel, Cas is rarely viewed as anything but a cis man (even though that’s very not true). The expectation that those previous failures are being redeemed by this one show can make the queer rep in other shows seem less desirable.

Good Omens, WWDITS, and OFMD are three different types of queer rep, but ofmd has a specific trauma reaction being healed tied to it. And it’s okay to recognize that, but also, it needs to be recognized that does not take the queerness away from other shows.

None of these shows are queerbaiting. Acknowledge your trauma and enjoy them all for what they are, not what you want them to be.

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hotniatheron:

asserting the facts about deancas married life like cas sleeps nude, dean is absolutely a whore about it, dean is a tightward but he buys his husband the expensive coffee he likes, and cas thinks dean is at his hottest when he’s out pressure washing the driveway and his white tshirt is soaked. they go to bed at 9:30 pm. dean buys angel figurines because he thinks it’s funny. cas comes out into the garage when dean is working on cars and unplugs the stereo to let him know it’s time for dinner. dean cooks every night so cas will do the laundry. they fight about who has to clean the bathroom. sam drops by and sees cas outside keeping dean from ripping up the mushrooms in their front yard and drives on, deciding he doesn’t know them. 

Dean: Cas….did you plant dandelions? in my yard? IN MY FESCUE?

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the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020