almaasi:

boazpriestly:

destielintheimpala:

u two need to tone it right down. assholes.

#I wonder how often Jensen thinks about having Misha’s dick in his ass#no seriously#why say Misha’s big? I don’t know many guys but surely most guys would imply another guy is small to inflate their own ego?#the way I see this - Jensen’s either completely aware of Misha’s size (erect or flaccid) or otherwise he’s saying it just to flatter him#and yet he says it silently#and Misha doesn’t even see#so for whose benefit is the comment “it’s so big”?? Jared? the camera?#or is it just Jensen’s awareness of it and him /thinking/ about having it in him and it being big?#and mouthing those words silently because “Oh My God Imagine If He Was Really Inside Me WOW THAT WOULD HURT”#oooorrrrrr… maybe he intended Misha to see him mouth “it’s so big”#in which case - conclusion: FLIRTING#thank you Lieutenant Obvious you get a promotion (x)

in addition to my tagging splurge up there, I have further insights I wish to share, invoked by this:

#I… #I just found out what aloha cowboy actually means #I mean #I assumed it was some sort of gay thing #but i didn’t actually KNOW #and now I do… #and i just… yep (via @doieverforgetthepie​)

this definition was obviously added to urbandictionary by Cockles trash (note the date of submission, the username, the exact word-for-word quote, and the all-round too-good-to-be-trueness of it all), BUT STILL, WOW. very Cockles, much nghnhnhn

while we’re on the subject of this grossness, my sister mentioned something to me a while back, after she watched the disaster movie 2012 and saw this exchange

ahahah it’s funny right

because Russians have big planes penises

for the sake of argument, let’s assume that Jensen saw that movie, and could perhaps associate being Russian with… having a large… plane…

“DMITRI! BRING IT OUT!” + OMG DAT ACCENT!!! + “I WOULD LOVE TO GO [TO RUSSIA] WITH MISHA AND JUST WATCH HIM SINK, JUST SHRIVEL, TO, LIKE, OH, THE MOTHERLAND, I AM NOT WORTHY” + “DMITRI DMITRI DMITRI” + “MISHKA”

(Jensen, seriously, your Russian!Misha kink is showing)

and imagine, just for a second, that Jensen said “It’s so big!!!” hoping that Misha might respond in a thick India-Russian accent… “It’s Russian. [suggestive noise]”

AGAIN, IN CONCLUSION: F L I R T I N G.

khiroptera:

anon prompted a short comic with a jealous crowley, though he’s less jealous here than pissed off

listen, crowley knows aziraphale can easily get out of this situation himself, but the guy was being an asshole (that pick-up line, seriously?) and therefore needed to be dealt with in a show-offy asshole way. and aziraphale gets some really fond memories out of the whole thing, so he’s not bothered.

mishasminions:

THESE HIPS DON’T LIE

ioiad:

first-cat-ever:

Dear Jeremy Carver,

Please give Castiel a kitten this season.

Sincerely, I just want Cas to be happy.

some people on my dash were talking about Cas having a kitten and I just

unbearable-bear:

boxpolice requested Dean and Cas in college meeting for the first time in a laudromat at 2am.

probably much less romantic than you imagined, but it’s 4am!

reminder that i love requests and will be taking any that strike my fancy for the rest of the month :)