i cannot believe that those two bar fools like, spent time coming up with a plan to literally kill dean winchester, and what they came up with was “attempt to beat and/or chop him to death in broad daylight in a public park where strangers can see us”
the episode spent time on these two people and gave them close-up shots of sly looks where they seemed to be plotting something with devious intent, but now we know all they were capable of thinking was like “man i wonder what it would taste like if you put grapes on your nachos that’d probably be super refreshing”
because I haven’t been playing with photoshop for ages, because I have a fetish and because sassy, snarky punk!cas (hipster!cas?) with tattoos is so my jam
“Listen, Winchester, you’ve been checking me out for the last two hours and although I’m flattered because - let’s be serious - my ass looks ravishing in these slacks - it’s getting really frustrating. So either you come to terms with your raging bi-curiousity and let me devastate your beautiful ass upstairs.. or go home and keep jerking off to the fantasy of being sodomized by my gorgeous self.” Cas winked. “My tongue piercing looks good but feels even better”.