the crazy adventures of death!dean and castiel. cosmic boyfriends:

dumplingdean:

• “damnit cas, we broke the bed again.”
  
• “DEAN DID YOU TOUCH MY FLOWERS. THEY’RE ALL DEAD.”
  
• “NO, cas, I’m sorry I can’t save this kitten, it’s his time to go. ok fine. just this once.”
  
• “cas we’re gonna be late for this heaven party. you know how bobby gets.”
  
• “dean I am not going to ‘chill in hell’ with you again. not after what happened the last time.”
  
• “hey cas what would happen if we both like, had sex in the air. like levitation.  let’s do it.”
  
• “no dean, I’m not lending you my angel blade. you have your own weapon. NO DEAN. GET YOUR OWN WEAPON. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN. STOP STEALING MY STUFF.”
  
• “cas. why is that old lady alive again? I’ve told you about this. you can’t just bring people back to life!!!! THIS IS MY JOB, CAS!!!!”
  
• “dean, there’s this guy who keeps taking my parking spot….”
  
• “cas. no. I’m not going to get rid of him.”