euclase:

I really hate how fans of toast now love jam.

I grew up at the beginning of time, before toast even existed. I was there when God wrote the laws of the universe and invented jam to go on toast. I don’t like how fans of toast now think jam is so great.

And the sad part is, without jam coming in convenient jars and in all those delicious flavors, they wouldn’t even know this amazing stuff existed.

Posted 11 years ago with 373 notes
Via: euclasedeac, Source: tumblrsupernaturalsecrets-deact
Tagged: #jam
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