deancaspinefest:

SUGAR AND SMOKE | T | 30k

Author: almaasi​

Artist: purzelndesbaeumchen​

You will need: 
+ One (1) pastel-sweater-wearing church-bake-sale angel 
+ One (1) cuss-happy BBQ lumberjack who doesn’t measure ingredients 

Instructions: 
1. Combine ingredients: put competing tables side-by-side at the community fair. 
2. Lightly grease with food appreciation, flustering, and friend-opposed flirtation. 
3. Add your desired flavour! Have lumberjack invite angel to his housewarming party. 
4. Knead, allowing a mutual failure to impress to become longing. 
5. Prove for 1 hour. Watch as after-party conversation thrives towards an intensely passionate cook-off. 
6. Now add heat! Watch inhibitions melt away until prim angel is an indecent wreck, and lumberjack is divested of shame. 
7. Separate, then reunite and add sweet toppings for best effect. 

You now have a beautifully earnest relationship! Scrumptious! 

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