why aren’t there a billion au fics where Cas is Dean’s tailor because Cas measuring every inch of Dean’s body and then crafting the perfect clothing for him is such a good metaphor for canonically crafting him a new body (and by good metaphor i mean hot metaphor obv inseam measurements pls)

maybe he works for the family tailor so Dean grew up knowing him and getting clothes from him so by a certain point in their lives Dean realises two things at once: there’s probably no one who knows his body like Cas does, and that he wants to be the first person to know Cas’ body just as fully (to unbutton Cas’ waistcoat and undo his tie, to unravel him stitch by stitch as they both come, undone at their seams)