Me I'M LEAVING YOU

Me FOR GOOD.

Supernatural I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD THIS TIME

Me NO, I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON LAST TIME

Supernatural JUST ONE MORE TRY. YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE ME AGAIN, I SWEAR

Me ALL YOU DO IS HURT ME

Supernatural THAT WASN'T MY INTENTION. COME ON, JUST WATCH ME AGAIN

Me NO

Supernatural PLEEEEEAAAAASE

Me NO

Supernatural PRETTY PLEASE?

Me I SAID NO!

Supernatural I'VE GOT ATTRACTIVE MEN

Me SO?

Supernatural YOU LOVE ATTRACTIVE MEN

Me I CAN FIND ATTRACTIVE MEN ELSEWHERE

Supernatural BUT MINE HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES

Me GOODBYE, SUPERNATURAL

Supernatural HAVE A JENSEN PLAYING DEAN WINCHESTER!

Me OKAY, MAYBE JUST A PEEK

Supernatural HAVE A SCHIZOPHRENIC MISHA WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES!

Me OKAY, FIVE MINUTES TOPS

Supernatural HAVE A MOOSE!

Me OKAY, I'LL JUST TURN THE VOLUME DOWN SO I CAN JUST FOCUS ON THEIR FACES

Supernatural LOOK! THEY'RE HAVING FUN AND BEING HOMOEROTIC!

Me YEAH, SO I'M GONNA NEED THE VOLUME TO GO AS HIGH AS IT CAN GO

Me OH THIS IS QUITE NICE, ACTUALLY. I DON'T THINK ANYTHING BAD'S GONNA HAP--

Supernatural PAIN? DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED PAIN? HERE YOU GO

Me NO, I DIDN'T ASK FOR--

Supernatural YOU WANT THEM TO TREAT EACH OTHER LIKE SHIT? OKAY, I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN

Me NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE

Supernatural CHARACTER INCONSISTENCIES? YOU GOT IT

Me STOP THAT

Supernatural BAD WRITING? WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD MORE BAD WRITING?

Supernatural WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR BOYS TO CRY? I CAN MAKE THEM CRY

Supernatural I THINK I'LL TAKE MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON THE IMPALA

Supernatural HOW BOUT I KILL OFF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER INSTEAD?

Supernatural MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD BE GUEST STARS!

Supernatural I HEAR YOU LIKE WAITING, OKAY THAT'S GOOD. LET ME JUST TAKE A HIATUS.

Me THAT'S IT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE

Supernatural NO, YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ME