Texted My Ex and Got You Instead

almaasi:

6k Dean/Cas. Dean texts Cas by mistake, banter and a crush ensues (ft. asexual spectrum Cas & pizza)

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UNKNOWN NUMBER | 23:19pm
Heya Cassie. I know we haven’t talked in years but I was goin thru my phone contacts and ur still in there after all this time. Call me a sap but… if ur still in Seattle, u wanna go get coffee w me sometime? Just to catch up

Cassie | 23:20pm
For god’s sake, Gabriel, if you’re pranking me, I warn you, I’m much better at throwing punches than I used to be. I need this phone for work.

UNKNOWN NUMBER | 23:20pm
Heyyy! Didn’t think you’d text back. Um… one question tho. Who’s Gabriel ?

Cassie | 23:20pm
Har har. Feign ignorance all you want. But nobody calls me Cassie except my brother. Ergo, you’re Gabriel. Go find something better to do, I have a meeting in the morning.

UNKNOWN NUMBER | 23:21pm
Nah, it’s Dean. You remember me? First year of college before I flunked out? I got my shit together since then. Running a leatherwork & blacksmith store in Redmond these days. Sorry for botherin you. I’ll let u sleep. Seriously good to hear from u tho

23:22pm
…Hold up. Since when did you have a brother named Gabriel? First I’ve heard of him

Cassie | 23:23pm
Since he slid from my mother’s womb, most inconsiderately, four years before I did. Which I suppose was the prelude to me getting everything else pre-used in the 34 years that followed.

UNKNOWN NUMBER | 23:23pm
Omg. I dunno when u got so funny Cassie but seriously you’re hilarious. I spat out my beer.

Cassie | 23:23pm
Oh REALLY? So no peach Schnapps for you tonight? No lemon Sprite? No cherry Coke?

UNKNOWN NUMBER | 23:24pm
Ew what kind of heathen do u think I am? Festering grass juice all the way man

Cassie | 23:24pm
Okay you’re definitely not Gabriel.

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