DEAN, YOU’RE COMPARING YOURSELF AND CAS TO LESBIANS AND HOMOSEXUAL PUPPETS. REALLY? REMIND ME AGAIN HOW HETEROSEXUAL YOU ARE AND HOW PLATONIC THIS RELATIONSHIP YOU SHARE WITH CAS IS.
#PLATONIC. HMMM BUT THEN AGAIN SAM #SO MAYBE DEAN HAS A WEIRD DEFINITION FOR PLATONIC LOVE #OH COME ON. THIS EPISODE ALONE IS PROOF THAT THEY FUCKED #CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. PERSONAL SPACE? #WHICH MEANS CAS PROBABLY HOPPED IN ON HIM IN THE SHOWER #OR WHILE JACKING OFF #OR BOTH #SO THEY TALKED ABOUT IT #THAT NEXT TIME CAS SHOULD ASK IF HE CAN COME IN FIRST #SO DEAN WON’T TRIGGER TOO EARLY AND JIZZ ALL OVER CAS’ FACE #AND WHY THE FUCK IS THE SEXUAL PREFERENCE OF BERT AND ERNIE RELEVANT #UNLESS OF COURSE YOU SHARE THE SAME SEXUAL PREFERENCE #OBVIOUSLY #CAS ASSUMED DEAN WAS GOING TO FUCK HIM #BECAUSE DEAN IS GAY AND HE ISN’T GONNA LET CAS DIE A VIRGIN #AND CAS DIED LIKE SEVERAL TIMES #AND I’M PRETTY SURE DEAN KEEPS HIS PROMISES