He Called Me Honey

almaasi:

Dean had a nice dream about Cas and is now a flustered bisexual mess. contains pancakes & Dean and Cas’ first kiss.

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Dean had watched enough tutorials on YouTube to know he was doing it wrong.

Filling a squeezy mustard bottle with pancake mix was easy enough, and squishing out a line of the mix onto the hot pan was child’s play (a sensible child, that is) – but when it came to actually making the lines look like a thing? That was another matter entirely.

So far Dean had made a cloud pancake (heavy rain imminent), a tree pancake (the tree surgeon was on their way), a rabbit pancake (someone get that poor creature a treadmill, stat), and an eyeball.

The eyeball did look like an eyeball. Dean did not want to eat it.

Sam entered the Bunker’s kitchen looking like he’d gone three rounds with a rabid haystack. Dean smiled over his shoulder, waving with his spatula. “Mornin’, Sammy! You look awesome.”

“Nh.”

Sam sat down at the bench, pulling Dean’s long-cooled coffee cup towards him.

“Still not sleeping, huh, grumpy?”

Sam closed his eyes and emptied the coffee down his throat.

“Well,” Dean said carefully, “here’s your consolation prize.” He set down a plate piled up with weird, uneven shapes. He grinned. “At least they’re all cooked perfectly.”

Sam pulled the plate closer, stabbed the eyeball with a fork, and shoved it into his mouth.

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