Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.

yaoi-yaoieverywhere:

savannahlieksthetriforce:

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NO. 

No wonder I don’t like carrots.

Posted 11 years ago with 68,980 notes
Via: squid-titties, Source: livefortherain
Tagged: #why did I laugh at this? #sleep is something i need desperately
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