Cas and Lilith make a deal: A Supernatural cover of Poor Unfortunate Souls!

NOW WITH REAL LIVE AUDIO!! 

Jefferson-starships and I have teamed up to cover this. She is Lilith, and I am a really quite pitiful Cas. Mostly because she refused to be Cas. It’s not my fault. 

LYRICS: 

Lilith: The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself! 

Castiel: Can you…. do that? 

Lilith: My dear sweet child… that’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate angels like yourself! Poor souls, with no one else to turn to. 

I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty; It was true I was a total demon bitch. But you’ll find that nowadays, I’ve mended all my ways, repented, seen the light and made a switch! 

And I fortunately know a little witchcraft, it’s a talent that I always have possessed. And now dearie please don’t laugh; I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed; Pathetic… 

Poor unfortunate souls! In pain… in need… This one wants to save his brother, that one wants her parents killed, and do I help them? Yes indeed. 

Those poor unfortunate souls! So sad… So true. They come flocking to the crossroads crying “Deals, Lilith please!” and I  help them? Yes I do. 

Now it’s happened once or twice, someone couldn’t pay the price, and I’m afraid the hellhounds came and took their souls. Yes I’ve had the odd complaint, but on the whole I’ve been a saint, to those poor unfortunate souls! 

Have we got a deal? 

Castiel: If I become human… I’ll never be with my father or siblings again. 

Lilith: But, you’ll have Dean. Life’s full of tough choices, innit? Oh! And there is one more thing… We haven’t discussed the subject of payment! 

Castiel: But I don’t have any- 

Lilith: I’m not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is… your grace. 

Castiel: But without my Grace, how can I-

Lilith: You’ll have your looks! Your pretty face! and don’t underestimate the importance body language! Ha! 

Human men aren’t big on holy magic; they think an angels powers are a bore! Human’s don’t have wings, in fact they think them silly things, and after all Cas, what are your powers or? 

Come on then! Dean’s has no affinity for angels! Does he not avoid them when he can? But he’d maybe fall in love, if you’d fall from up above, so throw away your wings and win your man-

Come on you poor unfortunate soul! Go ahead! Choose your place! I’m a very busy woman, and I haven’t got all day. It won’t cost much- Just your grace! 

You poor unfortunate soul; it’s sad, but true. If you want to cross a bridge my sweet you have to pay the toll, take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll! Lucifer, I think I’ve got him sir! Yes, Lilith’s on a roll…

This poor! Unfortunate! Soul!