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A CAPSLOCK Guide to the Supernatural Fandom

WARNING: THIS FANDOM IS ONLY 2.5% ASSOCIATED WITH THE ACTUAL SHOW. THE REST IS PRETTY MUCH INSANITY

  1. THIS FANDOM IS ONE BIG INCESTUOUS FAMILY. WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER WHEN OUR KNEES HAVE GIVEN UP AGAINST THE BATTLE OF CASTIEL SAYING THAT HE AND DEAN “SHARE A MORE PROFOUND BOND”
  2. GAY LOVE CAN PIERCE THROUGH THE VEIL OF DEATH AND SAVE THE DAY
  3. THE BEST KIND OF PERSON CAN SHIP WINCEST OR DEAN/CAS WITHOUT DISSING THE OTHER
  4. THE BESTEST BEST KIND PERSON SHIPS DEAN/CAS AND WINCEST
  5. LAMPS ARE ABOMINATIONS
  6. BUT WE’RE TURNED ON BY DEAN/LAMP ANYWAY
  7. DON’T HATE SAM.
  8. CAMPBELLS ARE SOUP, NOT FAMILY
  9. WE HATED LISA, BUT NOW WE DON’T. DEAL WITH IT
  10. THE IMPALA RULES ALL, AND ANY OTHER CAR WILL LAST AN APPROXIMATE OF TWO EPISODES
  11. CHUCK IS GOD
  12. ANGELS ARE DICKS WITH NO DICKS
  13. GABRIEL IS COMING BACK OK
  14. RUBY 1.0 AND RUBY 2.0 IS NOT THE SAME PERSON, DESPITE THEM ACTUALLY BEING THE SAME PERSON. THEREFORE, WE LOVE RUBY 1.0 BUT HATE RUBY 2.0… EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON. SHUT UP, IT’S LOGICAL
  15. WE ARE COLLECTIVELY BECKY
  16. JENSEN ACKLES AND JARED PADALECKI ARE CLEARLY GAY
  17. DANNEEL IS PART OF THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM BECAUSE HER BOOBS ARE AWESOME
  18. BOOBY LIKES DEAN BETTER
  19. ASDFGHJKL
  20. CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON IS YOUR SONG
  21. KRIPKE IS AN EVIL MASTERMIND
  22. WOMEN DIE IN THIS SHOW. DON’T BE ONE