Average teenager: My heart is broken because my boyfriend cheated on me and then talked shit about me behind my back and now I'm crying and I can't stop crying because I miss him so much and he was the best boyfriend ever and we were totally gonna get married and have babies and live happily ever after
Me: My heart is broken because my OTP broke up and then stopped talking to each other and now I'm crying and I can't stop crying because I miss them so much and they were the best couple ever and they were totally gonna get married and have babies and live happily ever after
Chances are, at any one time, half my OTP is dead and/or filled with Leviathans.