Just got out of Misha’s meet and greet. Misha is doing fine and seems to be in good spirits. He cleared some things up about the mugging and said that they weren’t actually trying to attack him; they were only trying to pickpocket him and not let him see them. The injuries happened because they grabbed him from behind and he tripped and fell onto the pavement.
Just wanted to post this to ease everyone’s minds about what happened. Misha was even laughing a bit as we talked (although it was a little hard with the stitches), so yes, he definitely meant it on Twitter when he said he was fine. He knows about the boys ribbing him about it and it didn’t seem to bother him. Such a relief to see him taking it in stride. :)
This is a kid that I met when I was teaching Vacation Bible School at my church last week.
I ran into him when I was going into our activity center and took notice of the gem he had placed on his forehead that he’d gotten because for the craft we made crosses that we could put these plastic gems on and we had a lovely conversation.
Me: Hey I like your gem. Kid: Why thank you, I bet you don’t know what show it’s from. Me: Steven Universe. Kid: Ah! You guessed it, but you probably don’t know what character has this gem. Me: Pearl. Kid: Ah! You’ve answered all my questions, you must have the future vision of Garnet. Me: I do. My girlfriend absolutely adores Pearl, we’re basically a real life Ruby and Sapphire. Kid: Really!?!?! You are Garnet!!! Me: Yeah I suppose so. Kid: Pearl is my favorite. Me: Mine is Amethyst, in fact it’s also my birthstone. Kid: Pearl is the smartest, most perfect, prettiest, and best gem there is - if I was a girl I’d marry her. Kid: *laughs* I like the way you think.
I thought it was the coolest thing that this boy found my lgbt relationship perfectly normal (especially since this was a religious function) and that he was so attached to this non-binary, identified female, lesbian character - it proves that Steven Universe isn’t just effecting young girls (and us too, but I’m talking about the target audience), but also teaching boys that like a female character is completely normal and that girls can be kick ass too.
The effect this show is having on the younger generation makes me so happy.
my favorite part of this is him saying “if i was a girl i’d marry her”
this kid recognizes that Pearl has a preference for females and is not only okay with it, but respects it
Hey! I absolutely love your fic rec list, and I'm wondering if you know this destiel apartment au where mail is wrongly delivered and Dean ends up with a rainbow studded glass dildo, and has to awkwardly return it to the rightful address. Smut assured. I read it a while ago and I cat find it ;-; and you seem to have such good knowledge of fics so if you come across it, would you e able to inbox me you please? thankyou for your time x
I’d never heard of it, but I googled it for you. It’s here. It’s called The Wrong Address by vespertineflora. (I hope you don’t mind me posting this, I figured someone else might wanna read it too)
p.s. the AO3 link has the completed story, not a WIP
Lolllllll omg that entire conversation was a train wreck. I assume Jensen was trying to say that the boat got stuck on a crab trap, and Misha either got into some swim trunks or took some of his clothes off so he could dive into the water and detach the crab trap, but Jensen was just able to reach in and get at it. But the way Jensen was explaining it, it literally was like he had said a bunch of words in an order that didn’t make any sense. One other fan called it “word salad” and it’s so true. So Jared was basically just summing it up to highlight how ridiculous and sexual it sounded. I mean Misha stripping down? Jensen and Misha being “attached”? Crabs (as in the STD)? lololol oh Jensen you are absolutely precious.
the best thing was that Jensen didn’t even fight it. Jared went and teased him for how sexual it sounded and Jensen didn’t attempt to fix it, he just got all blushy and babbled “Misha’ll tell you” and never actually fought to make it sound less like he banged Misha, despite Jared giving him at least two chances to get the story straight.
So much Cockles fellow Cockles trash, these past few days. I just needed to do a compilation of them, so we don’t forget (NOT THAT WE WILL!)
Here is goes:
* Cockles boat ride/date with their families.
* The candid pictures Jensen posted of him and Misha and the sunset (super romantic by the way).
* The pictures Misha posted, especially the one with him and Jensen starting the boat. AND the caption that said ‘me and MY deck swab’ or AKA ‘cabin boy’.
*The cockles outing to a spa (😆) I want to know all the details!
* Jensen tweeting Misha for his b-day and ‘discreetly calling him ‘good looking’.
* Jensen covering Misha’s bruised lips in some photo ops.
Jensen’s out of control hands, grabbing at Misha possessively (again) in some photo ops.
*Jensen bashfully telling, what he called a ‘family story’ of how Misha had to strip down to his googles.
* Jensen looking mighty shy and whipped (head tilted down, body a bit tense, hands playing with the seam of his pants close to his crotch and kinda blushing), while telling this ‘family story’,
* Jared (bless this man-child) teasing and making super suggestive jokes while Jensen told the story.
* Jared (God bless his soul), switching rooms so Misha wasn’t alone while signing autographs, and Jensen keeping him company (🙈).
* Jensen asking Misha if it was him that 'smelled’ and Misha answering 'yes, it’s new’ AND asking Jensen if he liked it (😭), Jensen answering 'yes, I like it’ (🔫).
* Jensen calling Misha, 'Mishka’ to show him something (🙊).
Nicknames are one of the highest forms of affection.
Did I miss something? If so, please add it to the list~
The gods favor us fellow Cockles shippers. Let’s hope we get more of these cherished Cockles moments soon enough.
Words cannot describe how incredible this past weekend was at MinnCon. Everyone was so sweet and funny, and I admire Misha so much for still coming out to see and take pictures with his fans in spite of what happened on Friday night. He is officially the kindest, most selfless man I’ve ever met, and I’ll never forget these moments. We love you, Misha.
That almost shy yet genuine smile Jensen does whenever he talks about Misha/thinks about Misha, usually looking down and not making any eye contact with people while doing so, even though Misha isn’t currently with him. It often goes together with blushes and a twinkle in his eyes, and sometimes with him fumbling with his clothes or whatever he’s holding in his hands.
If that didn’t help, this might:
Gifs not mine.
I hope this was helpful! :’)
Compare:
Jensen’s ‘Misha laugh’
An incurable affliction which presents acutely in one subject named Jensen Ross Ackles. Symptoms include a partial loss of body strength, invariably accompanied by raucous, explosive laughter, the angled tilting of the upper body, visibly weak knees, shortness of breath, and, occasionally, spinning around on the spot before leaning against a stable object in order to prevent total collapse. May be followed by watering eyes and an inability to look at anything except Dmitri Misha Collins.
From the case evidence reviewed here, I think I can safely rule that the subject, Jensen Ross Ackles, has no obvious aversion to this phenomenon, despite its massive effect on his physical and mental well-being. (Professional opinion is that I think he likes it.)
what i love about jensen being like “this was a family trip! family story!” is that it implies that if their kids WEREN’T there, it would have probably been a sexy story
So my favorite thing about Jensen talking about the boat trip is when he’s like “Hey! It was a family trip, this is a family story!” as if to say; I’m not in the least offended that y’all are assuming that Misha and I would get naked together but deargOD NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!11!!!
people should put gifs of jensen talking about the family trip with the gifs of him talking about an instance on set when he tried to mess with misha, misha gave him a 'left-field answer' and he just folded. the facial expressions are the same, the smile, not looking at the crowd, and telling the story like he's talking to himself and not really making any sense.
someone should totally do that. not me, though, because I should sleep instead of digging up gifs for the next hour. but honestly, when he talks about Misha like that he’s ADORABLE. hopeless little lamb, stumbling over the English language just like he stumbled into Misha’s life
i remember jensen saying at the recent jibcon that he loves bears and turtles. so we have mishka. and misha has turtles for pets, right?
let’s face it: Misha embodies everything Jensen does and should love in the world. a soulmate AU is living itself out right here, right now, and we have the privilege of watching it unfold in sudden, dramatic turns of disgusting cuteness.
“Some jokes were made both backstage and on stage about the encounter,
but sometimes, that’s just how guys address stressful situations. At
least that’s how we guys from the #Supernatural universe do - just
ask stroke survivor #RobBenedict or shoulder surgery veteran
#JaredPadalecki. But I can assure you, we were all shocked and
incredibly concerned when we heard the news.” - Richard (x)
casbabe replied to your post: I NEED HELP!!!! I DON’T SHIP COCKLES BUT ALL THIS COCKLES MESS IS GIVING ME FEELS AND I FEEL MYSELF SLOWLY LOOKING AT THEM WITH DEEP SHIP FEELS AND I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS!! WHAT CAN I DO?!?!!?!
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO, FRIEND. IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOU, LIKE IT’S TOO LATE FOR THE REST OF US. YOU HAVE NO HOPE AND THEY WILL͔̲̬͖̫ͅD̸̯̱̱̝͍̘̲̱ͅRA̛̩̩͈̲̬̖̳ͅG̲̤̼ ̙͎̝̺̙̞̮̜Y͏̵̭̪̗̝̟͉̙͕OU̵̡̺̤̠̝ ̛̱̟̭̤Ḑ̸̯̤̙̻̬͉̣̤̖̗͇̦͎͈̘̥̘ͅÓ̢̲̱̟̹͟͟͠WN I̹̩̞̻̙̖̬N̶̼̲̭̜T̹̀O̖͟ ̴̥̮̪T͚̮HI̲̻̙̼̠̜ͅS̗̩̺̥̩̘̩ ̝̜P͙̺̳̟IT O͍̰̙F̲͚͍̞̪ͅ ̳GRO̡͍S͔̜̠̖̜̯̮S̳̟̲N̙̲͓̰E̶Ș̢̪S̯̰̺̘͇ͅ
p.s. the trash is nice place to be, there is nothing to fear. shipping Cockles will make you happy and bring joy to your life. ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕◡◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Soulmate AU. I love that. B/c they are 2 people who aren’t supposed to love each other or even know each other. M started acting to “pay the bills” while trying to get another business started. J’s meeting M for the first time story is like something out of an AU fic. “There’s this guy and I don’t know how to react to the feelings he’s causing in me.” They both have romantic & fraternal friendships that fulfill them, but they didn’t even realize what they were missing until they met each other.
everything we’ve been writing into the cutest Destiel AUs for years are now presented to us in real people. Cockles is the ultimate AU
except you know the best part?? IT’S THIS UNIVERSE. they are real.
How could I convince my friend that cockles is real? Do you have any discussion, sources etc, I could show her?
I have this tag called “Cockles meta” and it’s a compilation of long, explanatory posts about Misha and Jensen’s actions around each other. I’ve added /chrono to the url so it appears oldest-to-newest (so there’s at least some semblance of chronology, though it is a bit out of order, and it doesn’t begin at the start).
gave myself a new hover info box thingy/mobile theme to reflect the fact my blog is now 90% Cockles. the image is an edited version of the last part of the shit Cockles shippers say graphic I posted the other day~
if anyone else wants one that fits the shape of the popup box, here:
(About fun stories with Misha on the boat) Jensen: Another one did include him, umm having to, umm, having to strip down and put some, umm, goggles on, because, we were- Jared: What?! Jensen: Because we- we were attached to something. Jared: Wait a second. Taken out of context. I’m gonna- Jensen: This was a family trip! This is a family- this is a family story! (Audience member: Whistles) Jensen: Uuh. But umm. But luckily he didn’t have to dive underneath the boat and untangle us. I was able to reach it, so. Jensen: Seriously, it was like, where is it, it was a crab trap- Jared: What?! (Drums: Ba-dum tssh) Jared: But seriously, folks. Jensen: But seriously (does comedy elbows) Jensen: Nevermind. Jared: That story didn’t get better, it got worse! Jensen: Nevermind. Jensen: That’s all I’m gonna tell ya. Jared: Misha stripped down and put some goggles on, because we were attached… ‘cos we had crabs. (Drums: Ba-dum tssh)
honestly i can’t express enough how much it warms my heart to know for an absolute certain directly-from-jensen’s-mouth fact that jensen saw misha naked this past week
'mishka' accdg to urban dictionary is 'perfect woman in ancient croatian; a very attractive, sexually appealing woman' (poor jensen, every time he opens his mouth about misha, it's like the universe conspires to tell a certain story. also like jensen calling misha 'sally'. i swear the universe ships it.)
That almost shy yet genuine smile Jensen does whenever he talks about Misha/thinks about Misha, usually looking down and not making any eye contact with people while doing so, even though Misha isn’t currently with him. It often goes together with blushes and a twinkle in his eyes, and sometimes with him fumbling with his clothes or whatever he’s holding in his hands.
If that didn’t help, this might:
Gifs not mine.
I hope this was helpful! :’)
Jensen’s ‘Misha laugh’
An incurable affliction which presents acutely in one subject named Jensen Ross Ackles. Symptoms include a partial loss of body strength, invariably accompanied by raucous, explosive laughter, the angled tilting of the upper body, visibly weak knees, shortness of breath, and, occasionally, spinning around on the spot before leaning against a stable object in order to prevent total collapse. May be followed by watering eyes and an inability to look at anything except Dmitri Misha Collins.
From the case evidence reviewed here, I think I can safely rule that the subject, Jensen Ross Ackles, has no obvious aversion to this phenomenon, despite its massive effect on his physical and mental well-being. (Professional opinion is that I think he likes it.)
i feel u buddy, i feel u. im just waiting on the day when jensen says it as a mistake at a con or somethin (lookin @ u jibcon) and is just like laughing and says ‘god i love you’ to misha after misha does something funny (or not funny, jensen will laugh either way) or maybe when he’s talking about the time he and misha met (for the 2949303 time) and bein like ‘i thought he was really weird and strange but now i love him’ or orrrrororor maybe at a cockles panel and misha is answering a hard question and jensen says ‘love you’ to be supportive but accidentally holds the mic too close to his mouth so everyone hears oORORORRRRR it will be on instagram, and misha and jensens families have been hanging out and jensen posts a picture of misha and JJ, with the caption ‘#loveu’ (▰˘◡˘▰)
Cockles on the boat/Cockles spa day. (I took liberties with the mysery screen writer that was apparently with the guys at the spa) nsfw, implied dom/sub, jmdv
“Let’s go to the spa for your birthday,” Jensen says, his thumb tracing Misha’s cheekbone gently in the sharp wind. “Your skin is looking a little worse for wear in your old age.”
Misha smiles, one of those rare, soft smiles that he saves for only Jensen, Vicki and Danneel. “Don’t lie to me, Ackles. I know you just want to go because it’s been a month since your last manicure.”
Jensen scoffs, but doesn’t deny it. He won’t lie to Misha- Jensen does want to go to the spa to get one of those rejuvenating face masks that Danneel had introduced him to,but also because he knows it’s something that Misha needs right now.
The sound of West and JJ laughing at the other end of the boat draws both of their attention, and they watch from where they’re tangled together in the captain’s chair as their children play hide and seek. Maison is hiding behind Danneel’s legs, while JJ is trying to drag West out from where he’s hiding under the bench seat.
“Maybe the girls can have the kids for the day,” Jensen continues, tilting his head slightly to look back at Misha. “It’s not everyday we both have a day off, we should take advantage.”
“West and Maison have been asking for another sleepover.” Misha muses. “Okay, we can go.”
Jensen is about to let out a ‘hell, yes’ when Misha cuts him off.
“We can go if you don’t ask me to do the accent. At all.”
“But-”
“The man we rented the boat off thought I was Russian!” Misha exclaims, making Jensen chuckle. Jensen had basically threatened Misha with no sex for a month if he didn’t do the India-Russian accent that day. It didn’t help that Jensen had called him Dmitri at the end of every sentence. By the end of the day, the kids had all been joining in, demanding Misha do his ‘Jensen accent’.
“Fine.” Jensen grumbles. “But that means no weird hippy spa treatments. I don’t give a fuck if it’s your birthday. Last time my skin smelt like sushi forweeks.”
Misha smiles, tightening his grip on Jensen’s waist. “Deal.” He says, glad that Jensen didn’t ask for unlimited spa selfies.
Jensen is in his element.They’re both wearing only a fluffy white robes and headbands. It’s freeing, somehow, for the both of them; knowing they can be in public but also be themselves, without the fear of anyone recognizing them.
Unless one of the geriatrics in the mud baths watches Supernatural, Jensen is pretty sure they’re both safe.
“Feel those years just fading away huh, Mish?” Jensen teases as they make their way to the steam room.
“I’m not that much older than you, asshole.”
“Yeah, but I’m not in my forties, old man.”
“Funny, I think I heard you calling me something different last night.” Misha smirks, and Jensen nudges him with his shoulder. “I’ll remember all of this when you turn forty.”
“Hey, I don’t mind being called an old man if you do it in an accent.” Jensen counters. If he’s honest with himself, he’s not entirely sure if he brings up the accent thing so much because he likes to annoy Misha, or because he’s obsessed with his India-Russian accent.
Misha rolls his eyes affectionately as they stop outside of the steam room. Misha shakes off his robe, shooting Jensen a sultry look, before hanging it on the hooks outside of the steam room. Jensen hesitates for a moment before doing the same, thinking of dead puppies and old relatives all the while.
Misha doesn’t stop staring into his eyes, and Jensen feels a shiver go down his spine. “Will you stop looking at me like that?” Jensen says, pretending to be angry.
Misha just smiles, before turning on his heel and walking into the steam room. Jensen is quick to follow.
Inside the room, Jensen can’t see anything that isn’t right in front of him, and Misha seems to have disappeared.
“Mish?” Jensen calls. He can vaguely see the outline of benches somewhere in front of him, but before he can make his way towards them, he feels arms circling his waist. Jensen hopes to god that it’s Misha and not some burly trucker who liked the look of him.
“Mish?” Jensen repeats. He can feel hot breath against the side of his neck, and then a tongue tracing his earlobe. He shivers.
“Catch me if you can.” Misha teases, giving Jensen one last squeeze before disappearing once again.
Jensen quickly darts after him, arms flailing around to try and grab him. His hands brush against Misha a few times, but he’s always too quick for Jensen to catch.
Misha is quick to put him out of his misery, though, as when Jensen nears the benches, he feels hands on his hips pulling him down. He ends up on Misha’s lap, cocks brushing.
The door of the steam room opens, but they both ignore it. It’s probably just someone leaving, knowing what’s happening between Jensen and Misha and not wanting to watch the show.
Misha lifts his hips upwards a few times, the slow pace driving Jensen mad. He doesn’t bother to complain, though, or try to move his own hips. He knows that Misha likes to feel in charge.
Jensen also knows that if he tries to move his hips, Misha will punish him by not letting him finish until they get home.
Jensen loops his arms around Misha’s neck, digging his blunt nails into the muscles of his shoulders. Misha hums, and Jensen knows it’s because he thinks Jensen is being good.
“Fuck, Mish.” Jensen groans. He doesn’t want to come now, though. He wants to do it with Misha inside. “Need you.”
Misha runs his hands up Jensen’s damp thighs, but a deep voice makes him freeze.
“Uh- did you guys forget that you told me to meet you here?”
Jensen and Misha look at each other with wide eyes through the steam.
There’s an awkward silence for a few moments as Jensen and Misha scramble to think of something to say.
“Uh- do we know you?” Jensen blurts out eventually. Misha gives him a ‘what the fuck are you doing?’ look, but Jensen ignores him.
“Jensen, I know that’s you.” Jeremy says in a tired voice.
“Jensen? Who’s Jensen?” Jensen asks. “My name isn’t Jensen.”
Before Jeremy can reply, Jensen is jumping off Misha’s lap and grabbing his wrist, before dragging them both out of the door.
“What the fuck was that?” Misha exclaims, not sure whether he wants to laugh or feel bad that they forgot that they hadn’t come here alone.
“Shit, dude, I don’t know,” Jensen replies, putting his robe back on quickly. Misha does the same. “I didn’t know what else to say.”
Misha lets out an exasperated laugh, running a hand through his damp hair. “Let’s go shower, and then we can leave.” Misha says, and Jensen nods in agreement and they both make their way to the shower room, hoping Jeremy won’t follow. “Work is going to be awkward on Monday.”
“Fuck. We fucked up.” Jensen groans. “Why did we even invite him?”
“You thought it would be a good idea, in case anyone spotted us here and we could use him as a buffer to make it seem like we’re not on a date.”
“Next time we’re just bringing Vic and Danneel.” Jensen swears. “Thank fuck Jeremy stopped us before we had sex. I don’t think I could have ever gone back to work.”
“At least it wasn’t Jared.” Misha says.
“True.” Jensen agrees. There’s a pause as they reach the shower room. “You think we can have a quickie in here?”
“Save it for tonight, Ackles.”
“What, your old man heart too weak to start again?”
Misha grabs the belt of Jensen’s robe and shoves him into the shower room, the robe falling to the ground as Misha pushes him against the nearest wall. “You’re going to regret that.”
You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry
