#I actually just squirmed a little bit #Um #What is wrong with me
nothin to see here. just boyfriends checking each other out.
Saintdoriangray
Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobamaDo you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time againDo you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.You gotta enter, your password, and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ickHere’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fellI’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and TonyPre-Chorus/Chorus
Fuck you, I
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ickASKADKDALDJDJL
THIS IS REAL. THIS IS ME!
We have this entire culture that’s telling people that there’s One Right Thing To Want. Dudes, for instance, are supposed to have a high sex drive, to like porn, to enjoy casual sex, to be attracted to thin young feminine large-breasted women, to want anal sex and public sex and rough sex, to not want pegging and ageplay and vanilla missionary with the lights out. If you’re asexual you’re broken; if you like drag you’re a pervert and probably a pedophile; if you’re a male submissive you’re pathetic and unmasculine; if you’re queer you’re destroying America. I don’t understand why people do this: what possible gain could there be from reducing the vibrant rainbow of human sexuality to two colors (the dude color and the girl color)? Those two colors look much nicer as part of the whole spectrum.
— On Good Consent, Part One | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)
— On Good Consent, Part One | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)
looooove the “hand-on-the-neck-so-that-John-couldn’t-go-there-to-feel-for-the-pulse” bit! hadn’t occurred to me yet!
*applauds*
w o w
I can’t wait to get my hands on the dvd and rewatch it all
678 Followers, 246 messages, $21k+, Less than 24 hours.
Update upon waking: my paypal account now has 27.6k in it. And despite how dry and bloodshot my eyes are, I keep bursting into tears. That number is unfathomably large… YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL SOULS
Castiel: Though he has demonstrated some clairvoyant abilities,I truly doubt he is a real psychic.Perhaps it would be best not to bring him along for the rest of the investigation.
Dean: I don’t really care if he is or isn’t,Cas.He got us this far and if he’s helping us find Sam,he’s not going anywhere.
Shawn: [whispering,loudly] Dude…Is it me or do they stand super impossibly close all of the time?
#PsychonaturalHYPERVENTILATING