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updated 12/08/14 04:26am NZ
metatron is right, cas is in love with humanity he loves humanity so much he’s going to open a charming B&B in vermont with humanity he’ll give up his entire new family for humanity he broke through naomi’s bainwashing because he wouldn’t hurt humanity he wants to make out with humanity he WATCHED HUMANITY RAKE LEAVES
The Perfect Bite is a real fic, here you go: archiveofourown(.)org/works/1866021/chapters/4016805
Anonymous said:"The perfect bite" is a real fic!!!
destiel au | the perfect bite
Renowned food critic Dean Winchester is notorious for giving harsh reviews, relentlessly in search of the perfect bite. His quest ends unexpectedly at a bakery owned by pastry chef Castiel Novak, who wins not only a rave review, but his heart.
“Why are you here?”
Dean blinked, considering lying but seeing no point in it. “I’m supposed to be slaying the dragon that lives here.”
“Ah. Well, go ahead then, I won’t stop you.”
“Well—where is it?”
The guy just looked at him, eyebrows raised.
Okay, try again. “Who are you?” And there’s the question of the hour. Clearly, seeing as the man finally gave Dean his full attention, standing up suddenly and stepping forward so that Dean found himself face to face with the guy, mere inches away. He couldn’t make himself step away, back down, break eye contact, even blink.
“My name is Castiel,” he began. “You probably only know me as the dragon.”
(Dean/Castiel fairy tale AU in which Dean is a prince who goes to slay a dragon, and Castiel is cursed to turn into a dragon every night.)
Awake My Soul | written by houseofharvelle | art by TBD
“So the hot guy is -”
“And he’s from -”
“A parallel universe.”
“And he wants you to -”
“Kill the devil.”
At first Cas is just the hot stranger at the Roadhouse while Dean is working one night. What begins as harmless flirting turns into a multi-verse of death and destruction and a Bobby who doesn’t like him, where Dean is the only one who can do the most important job around - kill the devil. And people, people like Cas who matter more than they should, are keeping secrets from him. Important secrets. Soul-crushing secrets.Coming to AO3 October 27th | Part of the 2014 DCBB | Rating: Mature
And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
Don’t get me started.
I think people don’t understand what the unemployment rate means. It means the number of jobs there ARE compared to the number of people there are looking for jobs.
People seem to somehow think that the unemployment rate is the number of people sitting around unemployed, as if there are thousands of companies with open positions and since the unemployed people all keep sitting on their butts, those companies are just somehow getting by without filling those positions????
The unemployment rate is the number of people who will be left over after all of the available jobs are filled.
It’s the number of people who are going to be wasting all of their waking hours each week looking for jobs that don’t exist.
Cas: ”Is it really necessary that I wear plaid now?”
Sam: “Of course, you’re a hunter now, we all wear plaid.”
May I compliment you on choosing the right gif for Dean’s face?
Wow that last gif is shear perfection. An entire conversation about his fleeting heterosexuality all in a two second gif.
#this is made even better by the fact that the gif is taken from a scene #in everybody hates hitler #where he is talking to aaron #who he was definitely at least a little bit into #you could argue with me for a thousand years and you would still never convince me that dean isn’t bi #i want to print out every frame of that episode and plaster my walls with it ngl #…and now i miss ben edlund again #also #that is a damn fine shirt on misha #like whoa(via thecaptainsoiree)